kingpimpdaddy69

I'm a fun, loving human always looking to have an interesting conversation and expand my knowledge of this vast world!!
I'm pretty easy to get to know, pretty straight forward person. I'm always honest and judgment free! I'm your friend until the end :P

What turns you on?
1) the rainbow
2) sounds of varying levels of tip ( I love that yaaaaaaahooooooo sound cb makes lolol)
3) soft hands/kisses running along my body
4) big ol jiggly booty
5) mansplaining XD

What turns you off?
1) annoying ass ppl lol
2) trying to masturbate and get rudely interrupted (caught!) <-LOL
3) time wasters
4) cigarette smokers
5) bad teeth.... put a bag over there head lolol

FAQ:

What brought you here?

Well, I'm swimming in debt and honestly just need some help. Also... I'm horny... like....ALL the time... figured why not be a little slutty and also clear that debt. Would love to go on vacation eventually... lolol
My lease ends here soon and I would LOVE to move into a house instead of a gay ass apartment.

Why are you so handsome??

Eh.. I was born this way! DEAL WITH IT lololol